Sing-along
My 3DS gets so little use that whenever I do dig out the system, I forget that I downloaded that ridiculousSlowpoke theme. It goes “yaa!” whenever you scroll through your games and apps.
It’s great. Also great? The newly-dubbed Slowpoke Song.
Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?Every night, you’re the oneDreams of waking with the sunBut you sleep in ’til noon (Slowpoke)Your pink hueIs your color, through and throughI can see it’s the real you (Slowpoke)Your big mouthLike a supermarket doorOpen seven/twenty-four (Slowpoke)Your sweet tail sapIs a yummy yummy snackWe’re hungry and we want more(Slowpoke)You’re so slow, thatYour picture never blursThe speedometer concurs(Slowpoke)Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?
Lose your tail, that’s all rightIt’ll grow back somedayThat’s really cool (Slowpoke)Dopey Pokémon, theCategory they settled onToo bad for you (Slowpoke)What word starts with “S”And ends with letter “E”?It’s obviously…(Sunstroke)You fish with your tailBut you’re too slow when they biteAnd so they swim out of sight (Slowpoke)Your slow-motion roll has got a lot of soulIt’s your cruise control(Slowpoke!)Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?You yawn a single timeDown comes the rain sublimeIf the famous legend is trueBut you’ve been yawning all day longAnd the blue skies aren’t goneYou’ve got some explaining to doA Shellder bites your tailAnd then you become a SlowbroThat’s a dopey evolution (Slowpoke)Everywhere you goThere are Slowpoke passing throughMaybe there’s one right behind you (Slowpoke)Plodding, poky,sluggish, tardy,so late you’re early (Slowpoke)
Slow slow slowDude, what’s your deal, Slowpoke?Slow slow slowAh-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke?A great big Berry fellBonked you on the headBut you feel no pain (Slowpoke)Your ears curl in—there’s a reason, you saidWhat was it again? (Slowpoke)You just said “SLO”Did you feel that Berry only just now?You’re really somethin’ (Slowpoke)Someday you’ll be Slowbro, or maybe even SlowkingOr you’ll just keep bein’ (Slowpoke)Stand in a ringBite your buddy’s tail for lunchWhat a happy looking bunchSlowpoke!
