The more you cry the lewder it gets

If you were hoping for Right to Censor to show up and putTeam Ninjain a headlock, I’m sorry to sayTeam Ninjaexecuted a perfect reversal-into-Stinkface.

Free DLC swimsuits thatyou can downloadright noware a collaboration withKeijo, a manga andanime seriesthat is basically an even more lewd version ofDead or Alive Xtremeif you can believe it.

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The kicker is these costumes tear away and reveal quite a lot of skin. The game already featured “swimsuit malfunction,” which was basically limited to strings coming lose. Talk about upping the ante.

Is it coincidence the games I have recently written about involvegirls clothes getting ripped off, or is my subconscious doing a thing? It’s the former, but I don’t have any shame playing such games. You shouldn’t either.

Emio’s cover

Japanese people do not have the same ideas regarding sexualization as some westerners do. TheAmazon reviewsare mostly critical of the games’ lack of content, grinding, and pricey DLC;notits objectification of women. Their reviews, along withJed’s, are accurate in my opinion: asa game, it’s not very good. But do we need to be married to the term “game?”

Yes, itisessentially soft-core porn, but so what? Interactive media comes in many shapes, some being more like movies, some being more like digital board games, and some being like books. So why not venture into pornography? I think we get too wrapped up in the term “game” in “video game.” It’s an adaptive media to be used for various purposes.

The Unova Starters in Pokemon Go.

If we applied the same criticism to games likeUntil Dawn, The Walking Dead, King of Dragon Pass,orAce Attorneyfor their gameplay like we doDead or Alive Xtreme, they would also probably deserve a low rating. However, those are just a few examples of games that transcend mere gameplay.

Maybe you’re moaning about anotherDead or Alive Xtremearticle, but all jokes aside I genuinely think it continues to be an interesting case-study on the broadening of the medium.

Sam Bridges wearing purple Ludens sunglasses in Death Stranding.

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silent hill transmission

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Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious