Giant Boner Space Hotel? No Thanks, Says Barcelona

Pop quiz : what does a land on the verge of economical collapse , with dozens of unfinished buildings dotting its countryside , really need ? A monstrous , phallicspace hotel , of course !

Meet the 984 - foot marvelous hotel proposed US - base firmMobilonafor an artificial island off the coast of Dubai Barcelona . approachable by a walkway from the mainland , the hotel would feature things no one would ever need or need unless that mortal was a sheik with limitless funds : a zero - gravity resort hotel ( the reality ’s first ! ) , a vertical wind tunnel , and an “ other worldly [ sic ] experience for guests wishing to travel to removed wandflower . ” It ’ll also be home to a 24 - hour mall and a marina that can house your yacht as long as it ’s under 656 feet farseeing .

Want to stay one Nox at the 2,000 - elbow room hotel ? You ’ll spend anywhere from 300 to 1,500 Euro for a room . desire to stay for a hebdomad ? you could pay 20,000 Euro a year for a timeshare . need to own six - story penthouse planetary house ? Seventy million Euro will make the garish station , with its infinity puddle , superyacht berth , and optional helipad , yours .

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So what ’s the trouble here ? One , this post is unnecessarily phallic . Two , Spain ’s thriftiness is already massively screwed , and its construction industry is in an especiallydire state . Dubai has alike versions of this literal estate project , and they ’re pretty muchfalling into the ocean .

Sure , Barcelona is known for wild architecture , but not of this magnitude . But the skilful news program ? Barcelona ’s city manager , who saw the design last week , is not on gameboard with the 1.5 billion Euro diggings . And neither is most , if not all , of the city council . Plus , Mobilona has propose space hotels all over the world — and so far not one has get along to realisation . [ The Telegraph ]

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