Modern urban living is one of noise , for fuckhead and non - shithead alike . But with the ascension of humanity ’s dumbass galvanizing railcar and dumbass electric trains , our dumbass brains have n’t yet learned that some trains make a lot less noise these days .

“ It ’s really important that you mark off both counselling before crossing , a train can come from either direction , ” local runway services manager Craig Inger toldNew Zealand Herald . “ The lights and Alexander Graham Bell intend do n’t intersect ! ”

It could not be affirm by military press fourth dimension whether Mr. Inger meant to say , “ The lights and gong mean do n’t cross , dumbass ! ”

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Electric and hybrid railroad car in the US will soon be mandated by the US Department of Transportation to make artificial locomotive noises bythe end of 2019 . And perhaps New Zealand should expect into something similar for its trains . It ’s either that or a mass more flattened dumbasses in the futurity .

[ New Zealand HeraldandYouTube ]

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