lay eyes on the Archport Classic . * Cough * . Stylish , is n’t it ? I see it as the sort of shoe that Max from Hart To Hart would be wearing if he were still alive and they had commissioned Hart To Hart : The Geritol Years and he was schlepping around an old people ’s nursing home hold back for Jon and Jen ( “ She ’s gawjus ” ) to bring him soft fruit and news of Freeway .
The Archport Classic is not just any old shoe , however . As well as being splendid for “ working out at the gymnasium or just hang out ” it ’s get a hole-and-corner hidden compartment , the Archport ™ pickup , for you to stash a door paint and three cite cards ( or similar - sized item , should you be uncreditworthy ) or cash . useable in white or Widow Black ( Omigod , call Jen and Jon , they slay someone at the old folk ’ home ! ) it ’ll cost you $ 79.99 and get you all the covetous looking at your cataract can care at Sunset View .
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