Dearest One ,
Hello and how are you , trust you are hunky-dory and in good condition of health . I am Mobutu Kamara the only son of late Mr. and Mrs. D. Kamara . My father was a very wealthy baker in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory sea-coast . Before the death of my father in November 2007 he secretly called me on his seam side and give me 220 toasts ( Two hundred and twenty US toast , ) plus these two videos : one shew an ad for junk e-mail ( above ) , and the other one showing the amazing “ The fashioning Of . ” Please , you watch video recording after start and you will understand my plight :
Cool , is n’t it ? I know . My Father-God also told me he had the meat of US$ 3,400,000 ( Three million four hundred thousand United States Dollars ) in a mystic fund . He also give the documents pertaining the consignment to me .
I am 23 days old and a university undergraduate . You screw , my father being a loaded baker I have brook and had too many toasts in my life . As a result , I adjudicate to give the toast to the multitude that did The Book of SPAM , which is not about stupid stupefied letters about Nigerien dollar or Viagra , but about the actual canned ham . They tell me they were going to do an advertising for their leger and I believed them , may God take caution of their wellness condition and do n’t require them to expend blueish pill to solve blood irrigation problems .
I also have decided to leave the country , corrupt myself a 10,000 - straight - feet theater in Maldives and dedicate myself to drop the rest of US$ 3,400,000 ( Three million four hundred thousand United States Dollars ) .
I am honourably seeking your aid in the following ways :
1)To go visit their web site if you want to know more about their volume .
2)To go Digg this story if you care it , as it will increase my fortune ten - fold .
3)To do n’t call me again asking for money to spend on those funny route places in Nevada ( and yes , I am lecture to you , Jason . )
Thanks and God Bless .
good regards ,
Mobutu Kamara .
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