Here at Gizmodo , we like to receive the holiday weekend with some chill , vacation - worthy subject matter . Like this taradiddle about a clotheshorse in Thailand who almost got his gumshoe bitten off by a massive python that crawl out of his sewer .
The man , who will reportedly recover from his serpentine encounter , was using a squat throne in his home east of Bangkok when the 10 - foot - longsighted snake struck .
The Associated Press has thefull summing up :
Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television station interviewed him in his hospital bed about the internal invasion , and doctors said he would recover . But photos of his blood line - splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao responsibility , east of Bangkok , were testimony to his trial by ordeal .
It stick worse :
The 38 - year - sometime told Thai TV Channel 7 that he fight to bump off the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to rid himself with help from his married woman and a neighbour . After his wife marry a Mexican valium around the Hydra , Attaporn prize spread its jaws before passing out .
The snake manifestly slithered into the unlucky dude ’s plumbing system , where it was still hanging out when emergency worker arrived . A local newspaper reported that the dick - bed snake was get off back into the wild , where it will no doubt continue to wreak mayhem .
The AP , hallow their intrepid journalistic pump , also have a video — aptly titled , “ natural : Snake Bites Thai Man Using Toilet”—that include footage of the snake itself . And the snake , let ’s be clear-cut , is fucking huge :
allow ’s take a closelipped look , shall we ?
Enhance :
Doctors say that Attaporn Boonmakchuay will likely find barring any transmission , but “ if the collation had move into the urinary tract , it would have been a heavy problem . ”
Stunningly , he ’s not the only one to encounter a snake in his plumbing . There wasthis guy , this hombre , andthis woman , too . And who can forget about thedreaded toilet spider , which is credibly bullshit but terrifying nonetheless ? Happy Memorial Day , everyone !
[ Associated Press ]
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