We have made play of Green Arrow ’s Boxing Glove Arrow for toolong . Sure , it ’s easy to laugh at a man burn a packing glove from his arc , butit ’s still an arrow intend to knock bad guy rope out rather of piercing theirflesh , and that ’s truly useful . Besides , Green Arrow has had rafts of arrow over the year that are infinitelystupider — here are 16 ridiculous trick arrow that make the Boxing Glove look like the height of sensibility .
1 ) Aqua - Lung Arrow
spate of superheroes besides Aquaman want to go underwaternow and then , so save some kind of breathing apparatus on hand just makessense . What does n’t make sense is attaching a altogether functional oxygen maskto the end of an arrow . Having an arrow lance hang up off your mask seemsneedlessly unwieldy , but how often are you move to in reality need to blast anoxygen masquerade party at someone ? Would n’t it make unnumerable more common sense to just carry anarrow - less mask around , and then sequester the mask to an arrow as needed ?
2 ) Atomic WarheadArrow
Oliver Queen has a nuclear bomb . He keeps it on an pointer . Asproblematic as this is , here ’s what I require to know : Where the hell does GreenArrow retrieve he ’s go to shoot a goddamn nuclear turkey arrow from where hewon’t be instantly incinerate as well ?
3 ) Mummy Arrow
When Green Arrow need to ensnare a caboodle of criminals at once , he has many option , including a multifariousness of net arrows andeven a bola arrow . He also has a Mummy Arrow , which wraps up tough guys withmummy - like bandage , which is kind of pretentious , but still functional . Whatmakes the Mummy Arrow so farcical is that thearrowhead is influence like a petite Egyptian sarcophagus . Look , Oliver . Justbecause you think of it does n’t mean you have to make it .
4 ) The Arrow - Bomb
Sounds normal , right ? But the Arrow - Bomb is anything but . First off , it ’s not really a bomb . It ’s a three - degree rock that fires nine morearrows — three inadequate arrows , then three farsighted arrow , then three more shortarrows — making the Morse code for S.O.S. hop someone could decipher this ridiculouslyelaborate content seems high-risk ; because I have to imagine at minimum one-half thepeople who saw it would n’t realize it ’s an S.O.S. subject matter , but or else think“Oh cocksucker , it ’s a bunch of arrow . ” Even if it had a 95 % effectiveness pace , howis this nonsense at all better than an arrow bearing a tiny sword lily with S.O.S.written on it ?
5 ) Fake Uranium Arrow
For all the times you ’re fighting defective guys who have Geigercounters and you want them to think they ’re attend out in a radioactive arena .
6 ) tune up Fork Arrow
What possible exercise could Green Arrow have for a tuning forkarrow , you ask ? Well , he actually managed to habituate it to destroy a tank byfinding the perfect resonance to make it basically shake itself apart . That’sactually pretty useful . Here ’s my question : How did Green Arrow know the exacttone that would destroy the armoured combat vehicle ? Also , does this think he ’s carry hundredsof otherwise pitch tuning fork arrow , because he never roll in the hay which onehe’ll motive ? Did he fire dozens of tune fork pointer uselessly at this thing , until take chances upon the right one ? This ca n’t be an efficient use of quiverspace .
7 ) Acetylene TorchArrow
Much like an aqua - masquerade , the Acetylene Torch is anotheruseful point in any superhero ’s inventory , and also like the Aqua - Mask , there isabsolutely no goddamned cause it ask to be attached to an pointer shaft . Justcarry a goddamned acetylene Aaron’s rod , Oliver , and on the rare occasion youactually need to fire one at somebody , attach it to an arrow then .
- Mind - Reading Arrow
I do n’t have the faintest cue how this thing works .
9 ) Heli - Spotter Arrow
An arrow with some variety of undercover agent camera on it would beincredibly useful . Any arrow that could perform some sort of surveillance , specially one that might not be seen , would be a major asset to anbow - and - pointer - themed superhero . But the Heli - Spotter Arrow is an arrow withthree giant , rotate mirrors on it , which leads me to conceive it couldpossibly be spotted . Also , Green Arrow would have to be at a pretty specificangle to be able to count at one of the mirror ’s arrows and see anything useful . Also , the arrow has a propeller on it , to keep it aloft , which makes me wonderwhy it needs to be a goddamned pointer in the first post .
10 ) Antler Arrow
I do n’t what ’s more mad here : 1 ) that Green Arrow has anarrow specifically plan to combat charging antlered animals , 2 ) that Green Arrow sees a Alces alces attacking a small child and forgets he has an Antler Arrow , and Speedy has to remind him of it .
11 ) Stickum - ShaftArrow
When I first saw Oliver had something called a“Stickum - Shaft Arrow , ” I worried that it was some variety of Silver Age , NativeAmerican racist impersonation arrow . Nope ! It ’s just a long , hard shaft he firesat his eventual lover Black Canary , which covers her in sticky goo . No problemsthere !
12 ) Chimney SweepArrow
When Speedy require some hard cash , he borrows some of his mentor’sarrows and depart around town looking for odds jobs . One of these job iscleaning out a chimney , which of course is a position Green Arrow foresaw andcreated an arrow for . I blame Mary Poppins for this .
13 ) Tumbleweed arrow
Are you an arrow - theme superhero located in a dusty , outdoor surround that needs to obscure the sight of some Old West - themedcriminal , and you desire to be kind of an shit about it ? Then put away thosetired old smokescreen arrows and expend a Tumbleweed Arrow alternatively !
14 ) Smog Alert Arrow
Despite its name , the Smog Alert Arrow is what Green Arrowused when he want to blind his enemy , but also fill their lung with airpollution .
15 ) Skeleton Arrow
This is , and I am 100 % serious , an arrow with a smallskeleton attached to the end of it to scare bad guys . It ’s essentially an arrowwith a Halloween keychain on it .
16 ) Fake Cat Arrow
HOW DOES HE EVEN GET THAT crashing matter IN HIS QUIVER ?
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